RAZZ-MCFC Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Sky Sports have officially confirmed that the WBA world heavyweight title showdown between David Haye and Audley Harrison on Saturday, November 13, will be the world’s first ever boxing match televised live in 3D. Fight fans purchasing the clash on Sky Box Office are set to witness a ‘three-dimensional beating’, claims champion Haye. “This is great news for British boxing fans, but terrible news for Audley Harrison,” said Haye, 24-1 (22 KO) in his professional career. “Audley was going to have a hard enough time keeping up with me as it is, but now he’s got no chance in 3D. He’s going to feel like he’s just walked in mid-way through Inception. He’ll think he’s being surrounded. “For a man as mentally delicate as Audley, the added pressure of 3D could tip him over the edge. The last thing a paranoid schizophrenic wants is things jumping out at him.” Belt-holder Haye has been vocal in his belief that Harrison will be swiftly dispatched when the pair meet at Manchester’s M.E.N. Arena, but now, with the addition of a third dimension, is even more excited about a potential knockout. “This fight is going to be a three-dimensional beating of a one-dimensional challenger,” warned Haye. “In addition to the 3D glasses, fight fans ordering this bout should be given a sick bag and an inhaler. They won’t just be watching a beat-down on screen, they’ll now be able to feel every punch, thanks to the beauty of 3D. “I can assure everybody that watches the fight in 3D that, at some point during the fight, Audley Harrison will land on your lap in a crumpled heap. “I have no doubt Audley will be seeing three of me once I land my right hand on his jaw – and that’s got nothing to do with the glasses.” http://www.frankmaloney.com/index.php/news/38-main-news/361-haye-harrison-the-first-fight-to-be-shown-live-in-3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelchair Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Oh dear. The last Sky Box Office broadcast had technical glitches, a 3D one could be a failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faulks Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Be more entertaing than the main event thid 3D Marlarky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skav Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 3 minutes worth of 3D...might be the shortest 3D program in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshDevilRob Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 My stream won't be in 3D. mlol/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZZ-MCFC Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 My stream won't be in 3D. mlol/ you're not kidding anybody Rob we all know youv'e set 15 quid to the side to pay for SBO on the night mlol/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelchair Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 My stream won't be in 3D. mlol/ you're not kidding anybody Rob we all know youv'e set 15 quid to the side to pay for SBO on the night mlol/ In Rob's case SBO means 'Sheep, Bend Over!' mlol/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAZZ-MCFC Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 My stream won't be in 3D. mlol/ you're not kidding anybody Rob we all know youv'e set 15 quid to the side to pay for SBO on the night mlol/ In Rob's case SBO means 'Sheep, Bend Over!' mlol/ mlol/ classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemurphy Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 My stream won't be in 3D. mlol/ you're not kidding anybody Rob we all know youv'e set 15 quid to the side to pay for SBO on the night mlol/ In Rob's case SBO means 'Sheep, Bend Over!' mlol/ Wheels rolled right over you with that one, Rob. Classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemurphy Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I've got to wonder if Boxing is the best thing for 3D anyway. It's not like a movie where they write the script and design the sequences to highlight the technology. I'd be kind of surprised if one notices a whole lot of difference, but it's worth a try I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshDevilRob Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Could be great for the Card girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faulks Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dunno seeing Audreys nose explode in my face shall be a little different than the norm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavpowell Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dunno seeing Audreys nose explode in my face shall be a little different than the norm Why, what part of him normally explodes in your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemurphy Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dunno seeing Audreys nose explode in my face shall be a little different than the norm Why, what part of him normally explodes in your face? LOL, I didn't know this was a X-Rated Forum here :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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